“your face looks like it was made by bethesda”
— ancient and powerful insult (via yuriadventure)

(via chamberofguph)

On a scale of one to Snoop Dogg, how stoned are you right here? On a scale of one to Snoop Dogg, how stoned are you right here?

On a scale of one to Snoop Dogg, how stoned are you right here?

von-druke:

she looks surprised like o em jee

von-druke:

she looks surprised like o em jee

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

(via von-druke)

pentagrampa:

just hangin at the virgin convention

(via daveio)

calleo:

"It’s like presenting a dog with a sirloin steak and expecting him not to eat it."

Well.

I presented my two dogs with an actual sirloin steak, then told them no.

Woofles didn’t even approach it when I set it down, as I hadn’t told him it was okay to do so.
Quinn approached it, completely ready to take it from the plate (as her manners are not yet as good as Woofles’ manners), was told no, and immediately backed off.

When Woofles heard the no, he turned away as well because he knew that steak was not for him to eat.

Notice how they didn’t ‘argue’, didn’t take it anyway, didn’t get aggressive, didn’t beg, or didn’t try to somehow persuade me that they should be able to have it.

They were told no, they backed off.

So, essentially, if you use that analogy to excuse rape, you’re saying you have less self control and fewer basic social manners than my two dogs.

That also probably means you should be neutered and kept on a leash.

(via daveio)

daveio:

yes but can we please talk about how quickly the person in charge of Stargate licencing got fired for this
daveio:

yes but can we please talk about how quickly the person in charge of Stargate licencing got fired for this

daveio:

yes but can we please talk about how quickly the person in charge of Stargate licencing got fired for this

daveio:

mistressaliceinbondageland:

Now I know how I am spending my weekend!!!

HOLY SHIT WHERE DO I SIGN

Yeah, this is happening