Every contact leaves a trace

"What is the moral of Icarus? Don't fly too close to the sun? Or is it, as I choose to believe, build better wings?"

- Stanley Kubrick

bitterglitterqueer:

THIS AVOCADO IS FURIOUS

It’s like someone gave a dog’s nose legs

bitterglitterqueer:

THIS AVOCADO IS FURIOUS

It’s like someone gave a dog’s nose legs

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slimedeath:

demiflower:

being a cishet looks boring why do people do that

Idk maybe bc sexuality/gender isnt based on how cool or interesting an individual wants to look

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pizzaforwho:

Easiest Doctor Who cosplay ever.

pizzaforwho:

Easiest Doctor Who cosplay ever.

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instructionsfordancing:

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#STEVEN MOFFAT

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1. If he doesn’t answer, don’t keep sending texts. If he wanted to talk to you, he would’ve responded.

2. People will make time for you when they care about you. If he says he’s too busy or constantly cancels his plans, he doesn’t care. People fight for you when they care.

3. Don’t let him touch you on the first date. If he tries, he’s not there for the same reasons you are.

4. You can tell a lot about a person by their favorite book.

5. If he can stomach more than ten straight shots without feeling a thing, he drinks too much.

6. Ask the uncomfortable things. When was the last time he was so high he couldn’t speak? What does he regret the most? Does he drink to remember or to forget?

7. Don’t send pictures unless you want to. If he has to talk you into it, don’t do it. If you hesitate, don’t do it. If you do take a picture, don’t include your face. Keep yourself safe.

8. If you can’t laugh when you’re having sex with him, maybe you aren’t sleeping with the right person. Sex isn’t about tricks and tips and routines.

9. If he hurts you, cut him out. He’s gone, he isn’t coming back, and you don’t need to prolong the pain.

10. Don’t be afraid to open up again. I promise not everyone will love you with a knife behind their back.

—   

Boy advice from someone who made the same mistakes too often (via guiseofgentlewords)

A few of these give the impression that the author has never actually met a member of the opposite sex

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moderntoss:

September 13th is World First Aid Day. Give someone you love a surprise appendectomy.

moderntoss:

September 13th is World First Aid Day. Give someone you love a surprise appendectomy.

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mypatronusisrorypond:

redscudery:

saunteringvaguelydownwards:

decemberpaladin:

sizvideos:

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I love how she almost drops it until she smells it and that flashbulb memory hits.

“Real isn’t how you are made,” said the Skin Horse. “It’s a thing that happens to you. When a child loves you for a long, long time, not just to play with, but REALLY loves you, then you become Real … Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But these things don’t matter at all, because once you are Real you can’t be ugly, except to people who don’t understand.”

Margery Williams, The Velveteen Rabbit

Notice she says “who” it was and not “what” it was.

Oh I just gotta snuggle my baby bear!

Oh god I can’t deal with that

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emir-dynamite:



iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”
“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”


"What’s our stop?"
"You’ll get off when I tell you to."

emir-dynamite:

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”

“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

"What’s our stop?"

"You’ll get off when I tell you to."

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